This'll be hilarious!


Well, ow! This is gonna cost me....

What the hell happened here?

Well, you see, this was supposed to be a stunt performed during a concert of C.B.'s old band, the Low Maintenance Perennials, which was going to involve cutting open some blood packs on his wrists with a very dull knife. We didn't reckon on the brand-new knife sharpener his uncle bought the night before the show. Oopsie. But several months of medical practice and $10,000 dollars later, the old hand works just like...well, used, but usable.

So while recuperating the night after the flaying, he used a friend's borrowed camera to film Roach all on his lonesome. You may notice that his left hand is conspicuously absent in every shot.

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